I am not a professional photographer. I am not versatile.  

I do candid and street photography with very limited equipment. What you see is what you get. 

Some of my best photos are accidental. I am barely literate and honestly I couldn't tell you what lens or ISO or shutter speed I was shooting.

Some of my photos make awesome prints. 

If you think it'd be a good idea for me to photograph something you're doing - bachelorette party, graduation, family reunion - maybe think twice. I promise to show up and take photos, I absolutely don't promise to take good photos or for you to be happy. Is this the absolute worst sales pitch? Yes.